Watch out for Officer Avery! If you are parked or blocking the bike lane you may have a problem with @officer_avery.
Have you ever wondered what retired NHL player Sean Avery does in his spare time? This is something that obviously keeps us up at night!
It appears that the former NHL player has been busy on Instagram with an alternate account since the end of April.
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The account holder goes by the name of officer_avery. This account features some of Sean Avery’s “Greatest Hits”. The Instagram account is described as Officer of the bike lanes, former NHL player “Wanna park in the bike lane, it’s fuckin game over”.
This account only has 1108 followers as of right now but is surely going to garner some serious followers when people see it.
Avery, in his true to self fashion, appears to be the officer of the bike lane. Officer_avery confronts people who are blocking the bike lanes, among other things.
During game 2 of the Stanley Cup Finals, what appears to be Avery, starts chiming in on a “phantom call” that was made by the refs against the Blues.
Maybe an Officer Avery T-Shirt with a biz20 promo code is coming?
We aren’t sure if this is an official Sean Avery account or not. Regardless, if you are a fan of Sean Avery’s antics, every single post is pure gold.
Here are some of the posts that the account features.
You gonna get outta the car? No you’re not@officer_avery
Let’s get going big boy@officer_avery
What are you fuckin stupid@officer_avery
officer_avery isn’t just the enforcer of bike lanes. He definitely has a beef with some of the calls that have been going against St. Louis in the Stanley Cup Finals.
These are how dumb these fuckin refs are@officer_avery
You fuckin beer league fat fucks you don’t know what you’re talkin about.@officer_avery
If you like any of these Instagram posts then you will certainly love the account. You can follow officer_avery on Instagram here.