Watch Out For Officer Avery

Watch out for Officer Avery AKA officer_avery

Watch out for Officer Avery! If you are parked or blocking the bike lane you may have a problem with @officer_avery.

Have you ever wondered what retired NHL player Sean Avery does in his spare time? This is something that obviously keeps us up at night!

It appears that the former NHL player has been busy on Instagram with an alternate account since the end of April.

Also Read: Greatest Sean Avery Quotes Of All Time

The account holder goes by the name of officer_avery. This account features some of Sean Avery’s “Greatest Hits”. The Instagram account is described as Officer of the bike lanes, former NHL player “Wanna park in the bike lane, it’s fuckin game over”.

This account only has 1108 followers as of right now but is surely going to garner some serious followers when people see it.

Avery, in his true to self fashion, appears to be the officer of the bike lane. Officer_avery confronts people who are blocking the bike lanes, among other things.

During game 2 of the Stanley Cup Finals, what appears to be Avery, starts chiming in on a “phantom call” that was made by the refs against the Blues.

We are very surprised that websites like Barstool Sports haven’t picked up on this yet. We haven’t even heard a mention of this on the greatest hockey podcast ever Spittin Chiclets.

Maybe an Officer Avery T-Shirt with a biz20 promo code is coming?

We aren’t sure if this is an official Sean Avery account or not. Regardless, if you are a fan of Sean Avery’s antics, every single post is pure gold.

Here are some of the posts that the account features.

You gonna get outta the car? No you’re not

@officer_avery

View this post on Instagram

Stop blocking the bike lane big guy

A post shared by Sean Avery (@officer_avery) on

Let’s get going big boy

@officer_avery

View this post on Instagram

Pay attention. This is a bike lane #SleepyEyes

A post shared by Sean Avery (@officer_avery) on

Sleepy Eyes

@officer_avery

View this post on Instagram

Fuckin animal #WhereAreYourSideburns

A post shared by Sean Avery (@officer_avery) on

What are you fuckin stupid

@officer_avery

officer_avery isn’t just the enforcer of bike lanes. He definitely has a beef with some of the calls that have been going against St. Louis in the Stanley Cup Finals.

View this post on Instagram

Blind refs #StanleyCupFinals #FuckinTools

A post shared by Sean Avery (@officer_avery) on

These are how dumb these fuckin refs are

@officer_avery

View this post on Instagram

Fuck Boston #NHL #StanleyCupFinals

A post shared by Sean Avery (@officer_avery) on

You fuckin beer league fat fucks you don’t know what you’re talkin about.

@officer_avery

If you like any of these Instagram posts then you will certainly love the account. You can follow officer_avery on Instagram here.

Facebook Comments